Partner O Partner - Whither art thou?
Priya Balasubramanian
Lebensohl, Stayman, Bergen is a breeze
When compared to finding a partner who is patient please
Elimination, End plays and did you say Squeeze?
There are books to help you take the crease
And when I pass the artificial bid as I focus on my nachos and cheese
I am happy if my partner doesn’t call the police
So many websites to find a life partner , Oh Jeez
How about some help to find a bridge partner please
Just like trouble, my mistakes comes in threes
Thank god my partner is online or the only solution will be to run for the trees.
Finding a partner is hard enough as it is
Building a partnership is tougher than learning Chinese
But the secret is simple and it is this
Treat your partner as you would a golden chalice
Only with mutual respect will your partnership burn brighter than aurora borealis
Note from editors
The advent of online bridge has triggered an entirely new class of bridge writers. While most columnists write about bridge hands featuring good bidding, play or defence or some combination of the three, we now have a budding wave of contributors who write about the game in prose and in verse and bring a lot more feeling into what used to be otherwise dry articles attracting the attention of just the bridge afficionados. We welcome all such contributions from all of you