The Land of Bridge: Exploring the economy

Priya Balasubramanian

The Land of Bridge: Exploring the Economy

 

We have been receiving a flurry of requests from potential immigrants on more details about the Land of Bridge. In response, in this article, we further explore the Land of Bridge focusing on their economy. For people who have been living under a chessboard- the Land of Bridge is a thriving kingdom that is being ruled by a sagacious Queen for the last decade.

The economy of the Land which was mainly monopolized by old economy companies like card manufactures, bid box manufacturers & Square Table manufacturers is now dominated by new economy companies mainly the PANG. Pacebook which gained popularity for anonymously rating players online has now become the main means of social communication and news. If you are eyeing a certain player it’s imperative to keep an eye on their status on Pacebook.

Ample is an online customer centric company that provides for all your needs at home besides providing a sleek online iBridge device that allows you to have a virtual 4-dimensional experience of playing live bridge, while online. This device ensures that any form of cheating is minimised to zero. The only rub is Ample continues to bring upgrades to iBridge on a semi-annual basis despite nationwide protests.

Netkibz has monopoly over the telecast rights for all major tourneys in the Land of Bridge for life. They also develop cutting edge content and adult content such as the ravages and effects of a broken partnership. Viewer discretion is required.

Goople, while it comes last, is by no means the least. This search engines looks through all corners of the land and using unique search algorithms help you identify potential partners.

If anything is going for chess over bridge it’s that you can play chess solo. Tapping into the angst of finding suitable partners, many smaller companies have also become UniqueOnes in recent years. Notable among these are Matchedforlife.com and Splinter. Matchedforlife.com is only for players who are in search of committed partnerships. When I say committed, I mean till death do us apart variety. Many high-profile success cases have emerged from Matchedforlife.com that have propelled its stock price. When I think about Matchedforlife.com, I think about my mother’s words, “Karmakar sorry Karam kar, masterpoints ki mat soch.”  Of course, if karma is on your side, your success can match that of the Vanderwaals and the Khandelwals.

For players who are shy of this death do us apart business there is always Splinter where your initial level of commitment is more casual.  Splinter is an app that promises a major fit and  provides the tinder so you can set alight your singleton status. Here too some of these partnerships have worked and succeeded over the long run. Splinter is indeed a kiran of light to lonely players. What I say here is satyavachan. Please disregard rumours of me holding stock in Splinter. If I was into rumour mongering, I would say look to my namesake who is another maxi not mini successful product of Splinter. If you are continuously weighing my words and becoming a tolani, I don’t much khare for your attitude. The success stories out of Splinter speak for themselves.

Stay tuned for more from Land of Bridge, specifically the Partnership Compatibility Quiz.

Disclaimer : All opinions are entirely those of the author and are no reflection of the views of the BridgeFromHome Team.