V N Ramamoorthy
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The game of bridge is for gentlemen; a term which includes gentle women.
It sure is a game with civility , camaraderie, niceties and curtsies. But is there room for violence?
It is perfectly lawful to murder a hand (deal), but not your partner or an opponent, unfortunately😢
You can "Kill" the dummy by all means! Some bridge players and teams have a penchant to call themselves "Smiling assassins" !
"Eliminating" someone is punishable under criminal law. But it is perfectly legal on a bridge table!
Suicides are criminal offences under Cr.PC. but suicidal squeezes in bridge are lawful manoeuvers 🙃.
Not to speak of euthanasia ( mercy killing) - it is a perfect strategy in bridge. By a progressive squeeze you can strangle both your opponents, gleefully!
In sum and substance, one needs a criminal streak to win on the table albeit your civility 🙂
Be violent on the bridge table - it pays dividends.
Thank god the boards are made of plastic to avoid bloodshed 😌
Happy bridging ,
VNR
Disclaimer : All opinions are entirely those of the author and are no reflection of the views of the BridgeFromHome Team.
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